Those of you who enjoyed my post 18 months ago on celebrity egotist, hypocrite and pregnant-chef sacker Trudie Styler might have been wondering what she’s been up to since.
Don’t worry! The wickedly ascerbic Marina Hyde of the Guardian’s Lost in Showbiz will give you a run down:
To those of you who have written asking, “Can we have Trudie every week?”, the answer has always been a regretful no. We can only have Trudie when she does something adorable, like fly an entourage including her hairdresser by private jet from New York to Washington so she can go to a party, or make the 80-mile trip to the house of fellow environmentalist Zac Goldsmith by helicopter.